Right on schedule house break-ins have started here in Ann Arbor.
Keep an eye on your Ann Arbor fairy doors, people!
As mini van loads of teens are dumped off at “top the park”, graduations, football camps, weddings and birthday parties ring cheer and Harley’s and muscle cars roar through the tree lined streets thiefs and pick pockets are hitting homes for computers, I-things and CASH. (And what about those 200 bags of RoosRoast stolen from the AA Art center where The Arts meet community? )
East side, west side, uptown, down town, lower town and water hill people are getting their shit stolen. Bikes, coins, gold and jewels. Check local parks for your stolen purses and shower curtains. We saw some in there (true story).
What’s crazy is in most cases the victims were home!
Are we so blissed out and flowing with zen we welcome the burgalars in?
I wish it were that. It’s more like we are all over booked, over important and over stressed and feeling like we missed another great event.
Well, this is a call to attention! Look around you and take notice. We’ve become such over achievers with all our advancements and gadgets (cell phones, pads, pods, computers and obsolete fax machines) that we have made ourselves sitting duck for the crooks and the cops have all been laid off.
So there is only one thing to do people! Well, there are 2 things depending on your personality But both involve drinking more of the finest: RoosRoast Coffee!
You can either lock your doors and drink more RoosRoast or you can Drink more RoosRoast and start making citizens arrests!
I remain you faithful roaster of amazing coffee and protector of community!