Hold my documents! Hold my calls! John Roos and Jessica Hunt reporting live from the RoosRoast newsroom.
Okay so there’s talk of students swarming back to Ann Arbor in a matter of weeks. Well check it out babes, it’s already happened. Here’s how I know.
Yesterday, I am driving around like what the F is wrong with everyone? Are they smoking a bowl at the stop light? I’m behind this car full of people at a green light and they’re just sitting there. Turns out they didn’t know where they were going. The rest of my drive went like this–nobody knew where they were going. One way. Wrong way. Construction. Pony tail riding on a bike. Got a big old ponytail and you can’t ride your bike. I’m like wait I thought Hash Bash was over. And it hit me. The boys (and girls) are back in town.
So stay calm trying to get to Target in Ann Arbor to pick up your dog food and lunchables, because the students are in dire need of pencils or ipad pens or however people write in schools these days. Whether you are the pissy driver and you need to stay awake and sane while stuck in traffic or you are the student from Alabama who doesn’t know what a one way street is, you know what the cure is. RoosRoast coffee. We’ll keep you awake and alert and wired.
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