THINGS YOU CAN DO AFTER YOU DRINK A ROOSROAST CAPPUCCINO:
1. YOU’LL BE SCHEMING GENIUS IDEAS ON WAYS TO GET INTO THE U OF M VS MI STATE GAME WITHOUT EVEN HAVING A TICKET.
2. YOU’LL BE INSPIRED PAY OFF ALL YOUR STUDENT LOANS.
3. YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE SKYDIVING THROUGH A SPEED CLOUD OF CREAMY FRANCO-FOAM, BUT REALLY YOU’LL JUST BE ON YOUR BIKE.
4. YOU WILL GOOGLE ROOSROAST SO MUCH THAT WE ARE NUMBER ONE ON THE GOOGLE SEARCH.
5. YOU WILL NO LONGER CARE ABOUT HEINOUS TRAFFIC ON STATE STREET, AND TRAVELING FROM CENTRAL TO NORTH CAMPUS WILL BE THE MOST FUN EVER.
What sounds bad about any of those things? Answer: Absolutely nothing. So come into RoosRoast today for all your midterm caffeination needs. If you mention your midterms at the counter, we’ll give you a $2 cappuccino. Brownie points with the baristas if you’re creative about it.
