Introducing: RoosAI, The Future of Automated Caffeination & Customer Care

RoosRoast Coffee proudly presents RoosAI, which will now allow our cafes to run 24/7 with artificial intelligence-backed ordering systems. We know you depend on us for your morning (or afternoon, or evening) cup of caffeine, but the hassle of getting your fix with a human interface can be overwhelming and, at times, daunting. That’s why with phase one of RoosAI we’re introducing a complete takeover of our current ordering processes.

And no, we’re not getting an app. You still have to come in person to order. But forget social anxiety when you order artificially and intelligently with RoosAI. And forget the indecision that wracks you daily about whether to stick with your usual order or to try something new. Forget human thinking altogether, really. RoosAI serves you and your caffeine needs as an advanced intelligence engine specifically designed for coffee shop order placement operations, using cutting edge technology to combine taste bud assessment procedures with psychological profiling and sentiment analysis.

The next time you’re at Rosewood instead of placing your order, present your tongue to RoosAI's scanner and instantly receive a coffee hand-crafted just for you based on your taste history, preferences, and current emotional state. Experience coffee like it was meant to be experienced – with a splash of AI.

April Fools!! Just another April Fool’s prank, brought to you by John Roos and his collaborator James DeMenna. For now, our staff (including John) remain delightfully human, and so do our customers (and you know what, we love you for it!).

Stop by one of our cafes and tell your favorite Barista not-at-all-Bot you love them.

With jokes and love, RoosRoast